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28/04/2008

Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won ( Une fois Chuck Norris a joué à la roulette avec un chargeur plein et il a gagné )

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- The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit.
- Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.
- Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
- The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.
- Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
- Chuck Norris isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.
- Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.


 

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25/04/2008

Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris ( Bigfoot prends de photos de Chuck Norris )

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- Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
- Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
- As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.
- Chuck Norris does not dance.  He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
- Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.
- Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.

 

 

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24/04/2008

Chuck Norris does not love Raymond ( Chuck Norris n'aime pas Raymond )

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- Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.
- Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
- Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
- Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
- Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
- Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
- Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.

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23/04/2008

- Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest...

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- Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.
- Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
- If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!
- Chuck Norris can have his cake AND eat it too.
- Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
- Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone.  Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone.  What's that?  You say there's no such thing as half a stone?  The four dead birds didn't think so either.
- Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.
- Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
- Chuck Norris' paradise is war.

 

 

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22/04/2008

Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun. ( Chuck Norris a une maison de vacances sur le soleil )

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- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
- Remember the
Soviet Union ? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. 


 

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21/04/2008

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. ( Chuck Norris ne porte pas de montre. IL décide l'heure qu'il est )

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- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
- Remember the Soviet Union ? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. 

 

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17/04/2008

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding - Chuck Norris est la raison pour laquelle Waldo ( Où est Charlie en France ) se cache .

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- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

 

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